That blasted state seriously needs to die now. We were planning on seeing the The Complete Works of Shakespeare (Abridged) play at the Delaware Theatre Company in the horrible state of Delaware, in the horrible town of Wilmington. I printed out directions and we headed out. The show started at 8pm. We got to near where the theater was supposed ( Read more... )

Student Group Wants More Guns on Campus.

Now that's just brilliant. Let's arm a bunch of college kids. Nothing bad will come of that.

Dumbasses.

I can't stand parents. Or in this recent case, grandparents. This grandmother ordered a "lie detector watch" for her granddaughter from Scholastic Book Clubs for $9.95. The order came in yesterday and the kid brought it back into me this morning with a note from her gran on the box of the watch. All the note said was "I am returning this watch ( Read more... )

Have I ever mentioned how much I despise people? I went to Delaware after school today as Circuit City had 100 blank CDs on sale and I wanted to get a new tape adapter for the tape deck in my car so I can play my MP3 player (the wire in my current adapter appears to be broken, as it only plays out of one speaker now) and Target had a box of 30 ( Read more... )

Many thanks for hallways for the Something For Kate CD and Talk Like a Pirate Day flyer. I swear your CDs will be on the way asap ( Read more... )

Some dopey blonde girl is sitting practically at the table that I always sit at when I’m in the library. Dumbass. She should know that’s my spot. So I’m all disoriented, sitting at another table that’s not in a back corner. Poo on the lack of corners in this place ( Read more... )

I hate weddings. I thought I’d be fine, but it made me depressed and cranky. And the fact that I was tired to begin with didn’t help. And being stuck sitting at what we dubbed the “singles table” wasn’t fun. Granted my Army brother and his girlfriend were there, but so were my alcoholic cousins who are younger than me. My one cousin whom I ( Read more... )

The seniors who are doing student teaching next semester all had to go on this dumbass field trip to Valley Forge Park today. I guess they thought it would help give us an idea of how to do a field trip. We were in groups and we had to fill out this packet. So we carpooled. I went with these two girls that have been in pretty much every single ( Read more... )

Long day o’ work but it went pretty quickly. Massive big sales. But I now have four lovely blisters on my hands from mopping the damn store. I have named them Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin ( Read more... )

AOL's main story is the death of the sons of Hussein. And they have the pictures of the dead bodies. I'll admit my morbid curiousity got the best of me and I looked at the pictures. Gee, it really left me feeling so very patriotic, looking at pictures of two dead men ( Read more... )